- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's long and black? A long and black object.

whats 7+4? 74

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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