- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

pobody's nerfect

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

7+5=12

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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