Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Whats worse than a joke? This

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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