Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what is the color of a burp burple

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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