Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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kathryn atkins

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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