What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

I'm rick james bitch

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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