Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

You should read the Terms of Service.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than this That :(

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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