Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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