- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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