Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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You bumder!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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