- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

don't just stand there

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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