Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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