- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A gay man watches football.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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