A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A black man has a job.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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