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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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