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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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