A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What comes after 69? 70

thumb_up thumb_down -17

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

thumb_up thumb_down -17

you dint have to be a jew matt

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops