It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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