- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

I enjoy Popcorn

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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