- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Badabing.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Pandas Everywhere!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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