- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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