Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Badabing.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Guess what? You guessed it.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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