Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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