- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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