why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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