- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Dig Bick Your dislexic

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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