- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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