If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

vote this down and i will DOX you

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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