what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Skrillex.

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