- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Title IX

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

there once was a black man who played basketball

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

why do mexicans get made fun of

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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