Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

A storm be brewin!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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