Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Suck pussy

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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BOTTOM!!!

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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KOOKABURRA

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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