- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A sober Irish individual.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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