How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Women's Rights

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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