- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A bar walks into a man

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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