John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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penis

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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