Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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