- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

there once was a black man who played basketball

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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