- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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