- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Good job, son.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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