Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Everybody will die

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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