- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

A dog was barking at a tree

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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