- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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