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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Title IX

What's two plus two? Window

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Rush Limbaugh

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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