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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

5 people are walking

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.