- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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