- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

whats up and also down? your mum

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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