- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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