Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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