How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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