NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock Know! Come in!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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