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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

I walk into a bar...

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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