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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

THE GAME.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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