did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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69

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WILLYS

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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what are three short words? i a am

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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