roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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watch me nae nae

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

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