Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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