- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

The game.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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