- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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