A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Anti Joke

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