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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

I enjoy Popcorn

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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