- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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