The Qur'an

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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i committed murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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