- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what came first the chicken or the chips

YO FACE

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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