- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!