why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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butt sex

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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