Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Who wants water? I do.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Connor is homo

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

neil likes pube toast

which one is easiest

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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