- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

The FCC

j.p. is dumb

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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