What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Rush Limbaugh

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Title IX

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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