- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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