- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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