A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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