- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

The EPA.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Pickles

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

c-? men, C-men

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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