- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Suck pussy

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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