What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Christ is a conspiracy

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

#Hanging Degus

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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