How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Gus's mom

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...