- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Christ is a conspiracy

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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