A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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