- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

osama bin laden is dead

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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