Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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