- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

sorry got to poo

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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