- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

whats funnier than 24? 25

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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