- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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