P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

* anti-punchline

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Who is John Galt?

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Matt is a Duster!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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