Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Womens basketball

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Blacks

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Error 37.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

darude- sandstorm

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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