- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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