- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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