- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

The holocaust

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock knock Come in

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Neither did she.

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