- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

I literally died laughing

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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