A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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I like the color potato.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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