- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Hey

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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