- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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