Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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