- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Yo Momma So Fat!

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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