- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

sorry got to poo

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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