- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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