What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Jordan is pregant

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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