- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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