- Anti Joke

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

This is a joke. Laugh!

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.