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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Please don't shoot me

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

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