- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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