Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Face Hunter is scum

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Connor is homo

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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