- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Choir.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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