- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

once you go black your credit goes wack

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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