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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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