- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Go away still nothing to see

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

This is a joke.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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