Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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you just read an anti-joke

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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womens rights.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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no

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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