Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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