- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

No soup for you!

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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