Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Neither have I

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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