What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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