- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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